...and yes we only sold 3 Hank Haney DVD products on Christmas day.
~Kyle

"I would have called the crazy monkeys army!"
~Moses

Greg: You know that table?... We need to fix that.
Duke: Wait. What?!?!

You don’t realize how much it hurts when they start laughing at it.
~sent from Carl's email by anonymous email terrorists

Mush, code monkey! Mush!
~Kyle Conway

Hong: Is today your birthday?
Carl: No
Hong: Then why are we here?!?

Dude, I fluffed the hair on my chest.
~Duke, 12/19/07

What do you expect for a rib?
~Clay

It's a mere formality to go through QA.
~James

"That's how Sunday's go. You sleep until noon. You get up. You take a nap."
~Joey G

"The difference between Vista Business and Vista Ultimate is just added crap."
~Derek Jordan

We once camped out in the parking lot for a Krispy Kreme grand opening

Back in the 70's I would fluff the hair on my chest ~ Duke

The load from that procedure is insignificant... like a gnat without its flock! ~ Kyle