Greg : going leather?
Josh : No, i Have cats..

We thought it was broken because something was missing from Sitecore, then we realized "Oh yeah, It's just because it's Canada."
~C. Rhodus

I think that bug fixed itself.
~Mike S.

"I will lick it and it is mine!"
~Moses

My golfing strategy takes the fairway completely out of play...
-Duke

"Grass is grass"
Kyle after hitting his drive on #8 into the #9 fairway

Iveta putting call through;
Chrissie, I have a call for you from Fu@kingham (fakenham) Driving Range.

SiteCore's not speaking to me at this point. As soon as we make up, I'll fill in the blanks.
~Virginia: FogBugz comment on bug 2554 at 4:49AM

(on the phone with a friend)
...yeah, but when you got the blue screen, what drivers did it show you?
~Moses 20090106

...and yes we only sold 3 Hank Haney DVD products on Christmas day.
~Kyle

"I would have called the crazy monkeys army!"
~Moses

Greg: You know that table?... We need to fix that.
Duke: Wait. What?!?!

You don’t realize how much it hurts when they start laughing at it.
~sent from Carl's email by anonymous email terrorists

Mush, code monkey! Mush!
~Kyle Conway

Hong: Is today your birthday?
Carl: No
Hong: Then why are we here?!?

Dude, I fluffed the hair on my chest.
~Duke, 12/19/07

What do you expect for a rib?
~Clay

It's a mere formality to go through QA.
~James

"That's how Sunday's go. You sleep until noon. You get up. You take a nap."
~Joey G

"The difference between Vista Business and Vista Ultimate is just added crap."
~Derek Jordan